Lagos is an Atlantic city that spends most of the week pretending it is not one. The ocean is right there, twenty minutes from Victoria Island, and yet the default Saturday is a mall or a lounge. Beach days here take a small amount of planning — which is exactly why they are the best social currency in the city. Invite six people to a beach and you will still be talking to them in three years.
There are three kinds of Lagos beach and it is worth knowing which you are signing up for. The boat beaches — Tarkwa Bay, Ilashe, Ilashe Island — are reached from Five Cowries Terminal in Falomo or from Tarzan Jetty, take fifteen to forty minutes on the water, and are calm, sheltered and genuinely beautiful. The road beaches — Elegushi, Oniru, Landmark — are loud, commercial, busy and easy; you drive up, pay at the gate, and there is music. And then there are the escape beaches out along the Lekki-Epe expressway — Eleko, La Campagne Tropicana — which are an hour or two each way and are really a weekend rather than an afternoon.
One safety note, since nobody says it plainly: the open Atlantic side of Lagos has a serious rip current. Bar Beach drownings are a real and regular thing. Swim at the sheltered, lagoon-side beaches, or stay where there are lifeguards and other people in the water.
